Top 10 quotes

53 Votes --- The rice purity test is a checklist

36 Votes --- I havent lost my virginity because I never lose

36 Votes --- “I say a lot of sexual shit for someone who’s a fucking virgin”

35 Votes --- ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! ꜱʜᴇ ʏᴇʟʟᴇᴅ. ɪᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴡᴇᴛ, ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ

34 Votes --- There will be seven Planets when im done destroying Uranus

34 Votes --- I bet mine is bigger

34 Votes --- you dated 29 year olds, i dated 20 9 year olds, we are not the same

32 Votes --- a death on camp causes less paperwork than an injury

32 Votes --- Bro I just found out that I might be handcuffed

32 Votes --- i really wish i had nipples, without them my boobs are pointless

We take no responsibility for moderating quotes.