Top 10 quotes
52 Votes --- The rice purity test is a checklist
36 Votes --- I havent lost my virginity because I never lose
36 Votes --- “I say a lot of sexual shit for someone who’s a fucking virgin”
35 Votes --- ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! ꜱʜᴇ ʏᴇʟʟᴇᴅ. ɪᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴡᴇᴛ, ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ
34 Votes --- There will be seven Planets when im done destroying Uranus
34 Votes --- you dated 29 year olds, i dated 20 9 year olds, we are not the same
33 Votes --- a death on camp causes less paperwork than an injury
33 Votes --- I bet mine is bigger
32 Votes --- Bro I just found out that I might be handcuffed
32 Votes --- i really wish i had nipples, without them my boobs are pointless
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